When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant that I threw everything that was visible into somewhere that wasn’t visible
I wAS GETTING YOGURT OUT OF THE FRIDGE AND I TURNED AROUND AND I RAN INTO MY BIG BROTHER AND WE KISSED ON THE LIPS PLEASE CALL THE POLICE
oh man ok apparently this kid at our school saw a kitten before getting on the bus so he just. picked it up. and stuffed it in his hood and he had it in the hood the entire day and it just took naps and he fed it his milk during lunch and every time the cat meowed one of the other kids would like cough or sneeze or shuffle so the teacher couldnt hear it and he even let it walk around on the tables in one class and the teacher never saw it it was so precious life is amazing
If there isn’t a shit ton of percabeth is blood of olympus I honestly don’t know what I’ll do
- BODYGUARD AU SHES SPOILED HE NEEDS THE JOB THEY HATE EACH OTHER.
- MODERN BONNIE AND CLYDE AU THEY MEET WHEN TRYING TO ROB THE SAME HOUSE AND TEAM UP.
- CELEBRITY AU ONE IS AN ACTOR/ACTRESS OTHER IS A SINGER AND THEY ARE FORCED TO START A PUBLICITY STUNT.
- NERD/POPULAR AU THE POPULAR ONE IS DARED TO DATE THE NERD.
- PRINCESS FALLS IN LOVE WITH COMMONER AU.
- ALL THE AUS.
*listens to arctic monkeys for the first time*
*5 minutes later*
Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.